Jun
If you pick up a magazine (are you from the past?), browse a blog or read a news website and your are liable to come across a boat load of lies about geeks and nerds. Apparently we geeks are cool, hip and trendy and women really go for nerdy guys. That is true. I’ve had to change my mobile number several times and had to take out restraining orders because Jewel Staite and Tricia Helfer won’t leave me alone… No. Wait. I might have that the wrong way around. Anyway, women go for geeky guys these days right? Poppycock! 100% grade-A cock from a poppy. Women have no more interest in us bespectacled, computer loving (only when it is really cold) Trekkies than they ever did before. You see what women currently go for is metro-sexual Male models dressed up like a geek. You know 6ft tall Greek gods with bodies chiseled from granite, a full head of mussed up hair and ridiculous glasses without real lenses in them. Or perhaps just Doctor Who. Either way that describes very few actual geeks. It is just the other side of the lie that men really prefer women with curves. Actually it is not so much a lie as half truth. We justĀ mean curves likes Kelly Brooke not Dawn French, who has way too many curves, in all the wrong places and frequently going in the wrong direction.


